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            Celebrate Your INDEPENDENCE with the...
RULES
Each fed will be awarded points using the following system.
Win - 2 points
Draw - 1 point
Loss - No Point
(Highest Possible Score is 20pts.)
In the event of a tie.. it will be the fed with the highest score total that wins.
Each fed has one match against each of the other feds.
No fed will wrestle eachother more than once.
The fed with the most points at the end of this event,
will be the winner of the 2001 Team Challenge Series.
( Pop Pop Bang Bang Boom Boom Kablooie! )
( Fireworks go off as the camera pans the 55,000 fans at Foxboro Stadium )
WWS Mark: Welcome everyone to Foxboro, Massachusetts! The Home of the New England Patriots.. the New England Revolution.. and the 2001 Team Challenge Series!
WWS Chris: What a night this is going to be! Eleven feds... one event. It is truly the largest Interfed Event in history!
WWS Mark: Joining us here in the booth is Vishal, a broadcaster for the FOD.
FOD Vishal: Hi guys.
WWS Chris: Who is this guy?
FOD Vishal: I work for the FOD. They sent me here to help you guys out in the booth!
WWS Chris: Uh.. was I talkin' to you? Mark.. I thought we were doing this!
WWS Mark: Not this time Chris. We don't know any of these guys, so we have some broadcast help from the other feds!
WWS Chris: .....
FOD Vishal: So what's going on? Did I miss anything?
WWS Mark: We are about to go to WWS Sharon in the back. She's with one of the arriving feds.
( Camera switches to deep inside the bowels of Foxboro Stadium )
WWS Sharon: I'm here at one of the entrances to the Stadium, as a limo has pulled up.
( Camera shows the limo come to a stop, and someone exit )
WWS Sharon: Excuse me.. Hi.. Uh.. Hello?
( Man keeps walking )
WWS Sharon: YO! Excuse me! I'm supposed to interview you!
( Man stops, turns around and approaches Sharon )
WWS Sharon: Okay.. so.. Who are you, and what fed are you representing today?
Man: I am the man that will be walking out with the trophy.
WWS Sharon: Confidence. I like that. So, what is your name?
Man: You'll know soon enough!
WWS Sharon: Well you are totally useless!
Man: And you are nothing but a hole.. and a heartbeat.
( Man walks away )
WWS Sharon: Excuse me?
( Camera returns to ringside )
WWS Mark: We're back and we are awaiting War Eagle and 'Club Kid' Chris Dunn to kick off the event.
( 'Heresy' by NIN plays, as War Eagle and Chris Dunn speed to the ring in a Hummer )
FOD Vishal: Wow! They come to the ring in a Hummer?
WWS Chris: Grr....
WWS Mark: Relax Chris. Yes Vishal.. today, everyone will be brought to the ring in a vehicle, since it's so far to the ring. It saves time!
WWS Chris: I wish someone would bring Vishal to the ring in a vehicle!
( Eagle and Dunn enter the ring )
WWS Chris: Here come the words of wisdom!
War Eagle: Welcome everyone... to the 2001 Team Challenge Series!!
( Crowd erupts )
War Eagle: We have returned yet again.. to our home state.. and what a state it is!
( Crowd erupts again )
War Eagle: You know, it's always great when we get an opportunity to visit Massachusetts. I get to see all my old friends.. see my old hangouts.. and perform in front of the best wrestling fans in the USA!
( Crowd cheers )
Club Kid: That's right Eagle.. it's great to be here.. and it's great to be at Foxboro Stadium! Now.. a few announcements.
Club Kid: It seems that one of the feds in this tournament has decided to run with only 9 members. This of course means they will be forfeiting one of their matches.
( War Eagle whispers something to Dunn )
Club Kid: Oh.. correction. Two feds are running with 9 members. The FTWL and the ZWA!
Club Kid: Now, here are the rules. For every Win, the fed that the winner belongs to, will receive 2 points. They will receive one point for a Draw and nothing for a Loss.
War Eagle: That's right! That means that the most you can get is 20 points!
Club Kid: Except for the FTWL and ZWA, who can only get 18 points maximum!
War Eagle: True.
War Eagle: Now.. the fed that has the most points at the end of the day.. will recieve the 2001 Team Challenge Series trophy!
Club Kid: Now Eagle.. I was thinking. What if two feds tie? Let's say that two feds each have 18pts. Then what?
War Eagle: Well.. if that does happen.. we will add up the total scores for those feds, and whichever fed had the highest scores will be the winner!
Club Kid: Okay. That seems fair enough.
( 'Welcome to the Jungle' by Guns N' Roses plays as a Jeep Wrangler speeds to the ring )
( Randose exits the Jeep )
( Club Kid is in the ring laughing )
War Eagle: What is this?
Randose: Hey! Listen up! Both of you! Especially YOU Dunn!
Club Kid: <Laughing> Uh oh!
Randose: I'm here to tell you both that I'm walking out of here with that trophy! The WWCF is winning this thing, and there's NOTHING you can.. or NOTHING you're GONNA do about it!
Club Kid: Hey Randose.. listen up. You might think you're special because you RUN your own fed.. but may I remind you.. there's an overweight piece of trailer trash running this state. It doesn't make her good at what she does. So.. you can run your mouth all you like. The bottom line is simple.
War Eagle: <Interrupts> Hey Chris.. can I tell him?
Club Kid: Sure.
War Eagle: Thanks. You see Randose.. it doesn't matter WHO wins this Team Challenge Series. It might be the IMT.. it could be the XCWA.. maybe even the FOD..
( Chris Dunn is laughing )
War Eagle: But whoever DOES win this thing.. it won't be you and your crap-ass fed. So.. go back to the locker rooms... and tell all of your pathetic members that they aren't winning SHIT tonight!
Randose:You think....
Club Kid: <Interrupts> Shut up Dose! You're team is full of losers! Look at some of the talentless bums you have. Sublime? Flex Holly? Mr. X-Cellent? Have these guys ever WON a match? Get your sorry ass out of our ring.
( Randose leaves mouthing words under his breath as he does )
War Eagle: Well.. I guess it's about time for this event to start.. so.. we'll see you all later in the day.
Club Kid: Yes. And.. I'll be here with a Special Edition of my Dance Floor! With a very special guest!
( 'Darude' by Sandstorm plays as Chris Dunn and War Eagle exit the ring )
WWS Mark: His guests are ALWAYS special!
WWS Chris: He sucks.
FOD Vishal: Are we ready for the first match?
WWS Mark: No, not yet.. we're going back to Mike Hunt, who's standing by with Cruncher and Team Rebellion.
( Camera switches to Team Rebellion's locker room )
Mike Hunt: I'm standing here with Cruncher.. the Team Captain of the Rebellion contingency. Cruncher.. your guys seem pumped up!
( 10 wrestlers are yelling and screaming, bumping chests.. and getting PUMPED! )
Cruncher: We are Mike.. and don't worry about us! We may look like a weak team, but we have something a lot of other feds don't! HEART!
Mike Hunt: Well it's obvious. Let's see if I can get a word with some of your guys here. Shot Caller.. you seem like the most experienced guy here.. what's the strategy for you in your match?
Shot Caller: It's Flex Holly. The guy hasn't won a match since he faced Zanyon six months ago! He's just a stepping stone. Consider that the first 2 points for Rebellion! YEAH!! We're gonna RIP UP this SHIT!
Mike Hunt: Good to hear you are pumped! Who else is here.. The Game.. Game!! How do you feel?
The Game: I don't know who this joker Y2Z is.. but he's going DOWN!
( Wrestlers cheer )
The Game: See.. we're lucky! All of our matches are first.. and we'll have plenty of time to sit back and relax! REBELLION RULES!
( Wrestlers cheer )
Mike Hunt: Shooter.. you've got the WWS representative Damian in your match. Surely you must realize that the WWS is favored to win this event. What is your strategy?
The Shooter: See Mike, I don't care if it's the WWS or the FOD. I don't care if it's Damian or Big Uncle Chester. I don't care if I survive.. or die trying. The basic fact to remember is.. we are NOT going to lie down for ANYONE!
Mike Hunt: Okay...
The Shooter: Sure the WWS is favored! They have the largest roster imaginable! They have tons of great talent! But.. we have tons of great talent too! Shot Caller, Game, myself, Scott Martin.. Carnage.. and even Kid Kronic! I'm one of TWO people on Team Rebellion that aren't already IN WWS. So, believe me. These guys know the WWS Team VERY WELL. And they will USE that.. to take them down.. one way or another! Damian is NOTHING.
Mike Hunt: Well.. he was the longest reigning WWS title holder of all-time!
The Shooter: Oh no! A Lightweight? Is that anything like a Junior? I'm gonna EAT HIM UP!
( Wrestlers start chanting 'EAT HIM UP' )
Mike Hunt: Well, I can barely hear over th noise of this team. Let's get back up to ringside!
( The chant continues as the camera switches back to ringside )
WWS Mark: Well we are set for our first match here in Foxboro!
( A headset is heard rumbling )
WWS Chris: What the HELL?!
XCWA Scott: Hey guys. Good to be working with you. I'm Scott.
FOD Vishal: Hi. I'm Vishal.
WWS Mark: Hi guys. Welcome!
WWS Chris: How many guys are they planning on putting here!
WWS Mark: I'm not sure Chris, but lighten up! The event is about to begin!
(Rebellion) Shot Caller (100) Defeats Flex Holly (65) (WWCF)
WWS Mark: Well.. Rebellion is on the board with the first 2 points of the Team Challenge Series.
XCWA Scott: Guys.. excuse me, but my fed is arriving. Can we go backstage?
WWS Mark: Yes. I believe WWS Anya is backstage with Dark Scorpion.
( Camera switches to backstage area )
WWS Anya: Dark Scorpion.. welcome to Foxboro!
Dark Scorpion: Thank you Anya.. I know we are a little late.. but we had some transportation problems. It appears the shuttle that was supposed to take us here from the Sheraton Four Points Hotel was hijacked by another fed.
WWS Anya: Sorry to hear that. Is your team ready?
Dark Scorpion: Yes. They are in their locker room getting ready for their matches. I know one of my guys is up next against Rebellion.. so excuse me.. I have to go.
WWS Anya: That's fine. Good luck! Back to ringside!
( Camera returns to ringside )
XCWA Scott: I'm really confident that the team from my fed will take this event!
FOD Vishal: Not if MY fed's team has anything to do with it!
WWS Mark: Guys.. please! No fighting! There are 11 feds here today. Ten of them aren't going to win. So let's just watch, and hope our respective feds do as well as they can!
WWS Chris: Huh? Mark! The WWS is gonna wipe the floor with these losers! Don't try and sell them some bullshit. Tell them the truth! They don't have a chance against the line up of WWS guys!
WWS Mark: Chris.. anyone can win this. Now.. let's go back up to the ring.
(Rebellion) The Game (100) Defeats Y2Z (83) (XCWA)
Damian (85) (WWS) Defeats (Rebellion) The Shooter (0)
WWS Chris: Here comes Scott Martin. He is representing Rebellion in this event!
WWS Mark: Following Scott is the Gay Bandit. He is representing FOD.
WWS Chris: This looks like it's going to be a very outstanding match, Mark.
WWS Mark: It sure does!
( Ding, Ding, Ding )
WWS Chris: And we're off! The Bandit starts off with some quick left jabs.
WWS Mark: The bandit is attacking Scott Martin's jaw early in this match.
WWS Chris: Scott finally blocks a jab and counters with a kick to the gut!
WWS Mark: Martin sets up The Bandit for a DDT.
WWS Chris: OH!!!!!!! What a devastating DDT!
WWS Mark: Martin rolls out of the ring and gets a chair.
WWS Chris: Martin winds up, but the REF RIPS THE CHAIR FROM HIS HANDS!
WWS Mark: Martin is threatening the ref. Scott should not keep his back turned to The Bandit.
WWS Chris: The Bandit is getting up. Scott Martin turns around....
WWS Mark: SPEAR BY THE BANDIT!!!!!! What a move!
WWS Chris: Scott Martin looks out of it. The Bandit gets up and goes to the top-rope.
WWS Mark: The Bandit is on the top rope waving his arms in the air. He Jumps.....
WWS Chris: Elbow Drop right to Scott Martin's sternum!!!!!
WWS Mark: What a devastating move!!!!!! The Bandit is going back to the top!
WWS Chris: It looks like he's going to try another elbow drop.
WWS Mark: He Leaps......... ELBOW DROP again!!!!!! Scott Martin is grasping his ribs!!!!
WWS Chris: The Bandit looks in full control!!!!!
WWS Mark: The Bandit is climbing to the top rope again!!!!!
WWS Chris: He jumps.....
WWS Mark: A third elbow drops!!!!!!! The Bandit with the Cover....1.... 2... 3!! The Bandit Wins!
The Bandit (60) (FOD) Defeats (Rebellion) 'Supreme' Scott Martin (48)
(Rebellion) 'Kool' Keith Laughlins (100) Defeats Jabroni (0) (ZWA)
White Boy (100) (UWO) Defeats (Rebellion) Primetime Punisher (0)
(Rebellion) Mr. Crowley (95) Defeats C.W. (16) (IMT)
(Rebellion) J.W. Storm (100) Defeats HHH (65) (IWF)
(Rebellion) Carnage (85) Defeats Ted 'Mullet Man' Miller (0) (FTWL)
'The Stud' Adam Caulfield (100) (IWO) Defeats (Rebellion) Kid Kronic (95)
Shane Montez (100) (WWCF) Defeats (XCWA) Perfectionist (0)
Kid Tornado (100) (WWS) Defeats (XCWA) Dirtbike (0)
WWS Chris: This next match promises to be an exciting match!
WWS Mark: Yes it does, Chris. It's RastaMan Vs R-Dog!!!!
WWS Chris: RastaMan will be representing FOD and R-Dog will be representing XCWA.
WWS Mark: Both men are in the ring.
( Ding Ding Ding )
WWS Chris: There's the bell!! And we're off!
WWS Mark: They lock up. R-Dog gets the early advantage as he puts RastaMan into a headlock.
WWS Chris: RastaMan spins and reverses the headlock into a headlock of his own!
WWS Mark: What a nice reversal. RastaMan has the advantage now.
WWS Chris: R-Dog grabs RastaMan's side, lifts him up....
WWS Mark: Back Body Drop by R-Dog! RastaMan is on the mat dazed.
WWS Chris: R-Dog picks up RastaMan and tosses him over the top-rope.
WWS Mark: R-Dog rolls out of the ring...He throws a man down who is sitting on a chair.
WWS Chris: What a tough guy!
WWS Mark: It Looks like something is in the ref's eye! He is looking away right now! R-Dog grabs the chair and.......WHACK! Right over RastaMan's head!
WWS Chris: RastaMan has to be out right now!!!!!
WWS Mark: R-Dog throws RastaMan into the ring as he follows.
WWS Chris: R-Dog picks up RastaMan. Sets him up for what looks to be a Powerbomb.
WWS Mark: R-Dog lifts RastaMan up.....
WWS Chris: What a hurricanrana by RastaMan. He reversed the Powerbomb with a Hurricanrana!
WWS Mark: RastaMan goes to the top rope!
WWS Chris: This can't be good for R-Dog.
WWS Mark: RastaMan is on the top rope....R-Dog gets up! Low Blow on RastaMan!!!! The Ref didn't see it
WWS Chris: R-Dog Belly to Belly suplexed RastaMan from the top! He covers...1.....2....3!!!!!!! R-Dog Wins!!!!!
(XCWA) R-Dog (83) Defeats Rastaman (0) (FOD)
WWS Mark: Well, we've seen some great action here.. but we're only just getting started. Let's go back to WWS Sharon, who's standing by with Team FTWL Owner..
( Camera goes to the back )
WWS Sharon: I'm standing here with the owner of the FTWL.. Tony Ronci. He is the captain of one of the teams that is going into this one man down. Do you really think you can win this with 9 guys?
Tony Ronci: I KNOW I can win this with 9 guys. It's real simple. I'll get all 18 points, while other feds wind up with 10 or 12. We'll win woman. Don't worry.
WWS Sharon: DON'T call me woman! And.. you're awfully cocky for someone I've never heard of. Let's go back to ringside.
( Camera returns to ringside )
WWS Mark: Well.. we're getting ready to continue here. Let's go up to Meg in the ring!
(XCWA) Kinnes (30) Defeats Jeff Undertaker (0) (ZWA)
(XCWA) Justin Sane (80) Defeats Jackson Lee (0) (UWO)
(XCWA) Alex Hart (78) Defeats King Saul (50) (IMT)
Sabu (88) (IWF) Defeats (XCWA) Slasher (53)
Big Destroyer Joe (50) (FTWL) Defeats (XCWA) Dynamite Kid (0)
(XCWA) Andre the Giant (0) and Toxic (0) (IWO) Double Default.
Godskull (100) (WWS) Defeats (WWCF) X-Cellent (85)
WWS Mark: It's time for the battle of the Robs!
WWS Chris: That's right, the next match is Rob Lowe Vs Rob Rampage. Rob Lowe is representing WWCF and Rob Rampage is representing FOD!
WWS Mark: Both men are in the ring.
( Ding Ding Ding )
WWS Chris: And we're off! Rob Lowe quickly jumps out of the ring......
WWS Mark: What the hell is he doing?
WWS Chris: He crawls under the ring. What is this guy's strategy?!?
WWS Mark: I have no idea. Rob Rampage is going after him. Lowe comes out the other side and circles the ring!
WWS Chris: He fooled Rampage!
WWS Mark: Lowe grabs Rampage's legs and whips him into the rail!
WWS Chris: I guess Lowe knew what he was doing all along!
WWS Mark: Lowe throws Rampage into the ring.
WWS Chris: Rob Rampage is out. His head bashed off the railing!
WWS Mark: Lowe picks up Rob Rompage......Piledriver!
WWS Chris: It looks like Rob Lowe is attacking Rob Rampage's head real early in the match.
WWS Mark: Lowe goes to the top rope......BIG SPLASH ONTO ROB RAMPAGE!
WWS Chris: Lowe is dominating this match!
WWS Mark: Rob Lowe hooks Rampage's legs and turns him over.
WWS Chris: Sharpshooter! Sharpshooter!
WWS Mark: Rampage won't tap! He has a lot in him!
WWS Chris: Rampage breaks the hold! That's a tough thing to do!
WWS Mark: Lowe picks up Rob Rampage and sets him on the top rope.
WWS Chris: Lowe gets up with him.
WWS Mark: Hurricanrana from the rope!!
WWS Chris: Rampage is on the ground....Big Splash from Lowe. He Covers.....1.. 2.. 3! Lowe wins with complete domination!
(WWCF) 'The Icon' Rob Lowe (93) Defeats Rob Rampage (80) (FOD)
(WWCF) Fatal Fury (15) Defeats Jeff Jarrett (0) (ZWA)
Brandon Lee (90) (UWO) Defeats (WWCF) 'King of Porn' John Webber (0)
(WWCF) Sublime (100) Defeats Chris Michaels (8) (IMT)
(WWCF) Reckless (100) Defeats Vampiro (90) (IWF)
(WWCF) Tokin' Tyler Montez (100) Defeats Boulder (0) (FTWL)
WWS Chris: We're going backstage now.. for a REAL interview. Let's go to Mike Hunt, who's standing by with Big Uncle Chester.
( Camera switches backstage )
Mike Hunt: Ah.. Big Uncle Chester.. how's it going?
Big Uncle Chester: It's going great! I've won my match.. I'm happy!
Mike Hunt: You did? I thought it hasn't happened yet!
Big Uncle Chester: Well.. Death Priest.. the pathetic imbecile that I was scheduled to fight, has chickened out.. and left Zanyon's team High and Dry! So.. WWS gets the two points.. and I lose out on the opportunity to beat the life out of him.
Mike Hunt: So you wanted to make Death Priest.. Dead Priest?
Big Uncle Chester: I would've. But now, I'll just walk out to the ring.. accept my default victory.. and go back to the WWS locker room to celebrate!
Mike Hunt: Sounds like a plan Chester. Have fun.
Big Uncle Chester: Thanks.
( Camera returns to ringside )
(WWCF) Seth Montez (100) Defeats Myster X (75) (IWO)
WWS Mark: The next match is WWS Vs. FOD.
WWS Chris: Representing WWS is Corporate Crusher. Representing FOD is Mikey Motion.
( Ding Ding Ding )
WWS Mark: And we're off! Corporate Crusher gets an early advantage with a devastating spear!
WWS Chris: He Covers....1...Kickout!
WWS Mark: It's gonna take more than one move to keep Mikey Motion down!
WWS Chris: Corporate Crusher picks him up. He whips him to the ropes....
WWS Mark: He goes for a clothesline.....Mikey Motion ducks....
WWS Chris: Flying Clothesline by Mikey Motion on the rebound!
WWS Mark: Mikey Motion with the cover...1...2...Kickout
WWS Chris: These men are not gonna win this match with 1 move!
WWS Mark: Mikey Motion picks up Crusher.....Bodyslam!
WWS Chris: Motion goes to the top....He leaps!!!
WWS Mark: Corporate Crusher moves out of the way!
WWS Chris: That High risk did not pay off for Mikey Motion.
WWS Mark: Crusher gets up. He grasps Motion's stomach.
WWS Chris: He throws Motion...
WWS Mark: OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! Crusher threw Motion so far that his back landed on the barricade!
( Fans are chanting 'Holy Shit!' )
WWS Chris: Corporate Crusher throws Motion in the ring. He covers.
WWS Mark: 1....2...3... Crusher Wins! What an amazing win for Corporate Crusher!
WWS Chris: Was there any question?
WWS Mark: No, not really!
Corporate Crusher (100) (WWS) Defeats (FOD) Mikey Motion (48)
WWS Mark: The next match is FOD Vs. ZWA. Representing ZWA is Deadman.
WWS Chris: And representing FOD is Great Milenko!
( Ding Ding Ding )
WWS Mark: We're off! Dead mean starts with some quick kicks to Milenko's gut.
WWS Chris: He is following those kicks up with some left and right jabs. Clothesline by Deadman.
WWS Mark: Dead Man picks up Milenko.....DDT!
WWS Chris: Dead man goes for the cover
WWS Mark: 1....2.....KICKOUT
WWS Chris: Dead Man is trying to finish this match early.
WWS Mark: Milenko is dazed as Dead Man goes to the top. He leaps.....
WWS Chris: Milenko moves out of the way. That would have been a devastating elbow drop of Dead Man would have landed it.
WWS Mark: Great Milenko staggers to his feet. He runs, jumps off the rope.
WWS Chris: Moonsault onto Dead Man! Milenko covers...1...2...Kickout!
WWS Mark: Milenko picks Dead Man up.....Sets him up for a Powerbomb...
WWS Chris: Dead Man counters with a suplex. He flipped Milenko over his head.
WWS Mark: Dead Man is stomping away on Milenko. He picks Milenko up.
WWS Chris: Dead Man twists Milenko's arm...
WWS Mark: Dead Man climbs to the top rope. He is tight rope walking across the ropes now!
WWS Chris: Milenko counters by tossing him off the ropes onto the mat. What a counter by the Great Milenko.
WWS Mark: Milenko sets Dead Man up for the Texas Cloverleaf.
WWS Chris: Dead Man kicks Milenko outside of the ring!
WWS Mark: Dead Man goes outside to take the fight right to Great Milenko!
WWS Chris: No love lost here apparently! Those fists are vicious!
WWS Mark: The ref is up to 8...
WWS Chris: This is a double countout! How could these guys let this happen?
WWS Mark: Well, each team will receive one point.. so it's not a total loss!
(FOD) Great Milenko (0) and Deadman (0) (ZWA) Double Default.
WWS Mark: The next match is UWO Vs FOD.
WWS Chris: Representing UWO is Mike Dillon and representing FOD is Kooch Michaels!
( Ding Ding Ding )
WWS Chris: There's the bell! Here we go!
WWS Mark: Kooch Michaels starts off like an animal! Lou Thesz press onto Dillon!
WWS Chris: You can see it in Kooch's eyes that he wants to win this match for FOD!
WWS Mark: Punches back and forth!!
WWS Chris: Dillon throws Michaels off of him, and then he storms onto Kooch!
WWS Mark: Punches back and forth by Dillon!
WWS Chris: Now Dillon looks like the animal!
WWS Mark: Punches back and forth!
WWS Chris: Shut up with the damn punches back and forth Mark!
WWS Mark: Hey, I'm just calling commentary!
WWS Chris: Whatever, anyway back to the match.
WWS Mark: Dillon gets off Kooch and picks him up. He sets him up for the chokeslam.....
WWS Chris: Kooch has to be 8-9 feet in the air.....
WWS Mark: Right onto the mat. Dillon slammed Kooch Michaels hard!
WWS Chris: Kooch Michaels is grasping his back. He looks like he is having a tough time trying to breathe!
WWS Mark: Dillon goes to the top rope.
WWS Chris: What is he going to try?
WWS Mark: He leaps....
WWS Chris: Kooch Michaels moves out of the way. Mike Dillon was attempting a 540 but missed!
WWS Mark: Dillon looks like he's in a lot of pain at the moment!
WWS Chris: Wouldn't you be?
WWS Mark: Of Course.
WWS Chris: Anyway, Kooch is getting up. The crowd is giving him support!
WWS Mark: Kooch is signaling for a big kick!
WWS Chris: Dillon gets up
WWS Mark: Kooch goes for the kick....
WWS Chris: Mike Dillon grabs Kooch Michael's foot! Kooch is hopping around on 1 foot now!
WWS Mark: Enziguri! Kooch hit Mike Dillon with a big Enziguri!
WWS Chris: Right in the back of the head!
WWS Mark: That was devastating. Kooch sets up Dillon for a Tombstone Piledriver.
WWS Chris: He Nails it! Mike Dillon landed right on his head!
WWS Mark: He covers...1....2...3!! Kooch Michaels wins!
(FOD) 'The Virtuoso' Kooch Michaels (90) Defeats Mike Dillon (0) (UWO)
WWS Mark: Time for an FOD Vs. IMT contest!
WWS Chris: Representing FOD is Brody Masters Winston and representing IMT is Soda Dude.
( Ding Ding Ding )
WWS Mark: And we're off! Brody starts off with some quick left jabs to the mouth! Soda dude looks all confused
WWS Chris: Soda Dude looks like he doesn't know where he's at!
Soda Dude: Hey Man, why are you hitting me?
WWS Mark: Soda Dude doesn't even realize that he is in a fight!
WWS Chris: What a.....what a.....what a....
WWS Mark: Bonehead?
WWS Chris: Yeah, that's the word I was looking for!
Brody Masters Winston: Fight back you pussy!
Soda Dude: I'm in a fight?
( Fans shouting )
Soda Dude: Knarly!
WWS Chris: Now Soda Dude is starting to fight back.
WWS Mark: These 2 men are going at it! Punches back and forth!!!!
WWS Chris: Soda dude grabs Brody's hair....
Brody Masters Winston: Get the hell off my hair!
Ref: 1...2..3...4..
WWS Chris: Soda Dude releases his grip on Brody's hair!
WWS Mark: What a pansy!
WWS Chris: True.....
WWS Mark: Brody kicks Soda dude in the gut and DDT's him!
WWS Chris: Brody didn't like that hair-pulling technique!
WWS Mark: Brody picks up Soda Dude for a body slam but Soda Dude reverses it into a splash on Brody
WWS Chris: That nutcase can wrestle!
WWS Mark: You can say that again.
WWS Chris: That nutcase can wrestle!
WWS Mark: I meant it figuratively...
WWS Chris: OK...
WWS Mark: Soda Dude goes to the top....
WWS Chris: Wait!!! A Fan is waving a can of soda at Soda Dude. He jumps off the ropes onto the outside mat....
( Ref counts to 10 )
WWS Chris: Your Winner by Count-out is Brody Masters Winston!
WWS Mark: Soda Dude is an idiot! Brody wins!
(FOD) Brody Masters Winston (73) Defeats Soda Dude (0) (IMT)
WWS Mark: Time for FOD Vs IWF!!!!
WWS Chris: Representing FOD is Philly Too Phat and representing IWF is the Ultimate Warrior!
WWS Mark: This looks like it's going to be a doozy!
( Ding Ding Ding )
WWS Chris: And we're off!
WWS Mark: That's my line!
WWS Chris: Shut up Mark.
WWS Mark: OK let's commentate.....Philly Too Phat starts off with some vicious head shots!
WWS Chris: Left and Rights to the side of the head!
WWS Mark: The Ultimate Warrior is dazed.....
WWS Chris: Wow!!! Out of nowhere the Warrior just clotheslined the Phat one!
WWS Mark: Warrior is jumping around for no particular reason!
WWS Chris: Philly gets up and clotheslines Warrior!
WWS Mark: The Warrior is too crazy to wrestle. He's gotta calm his ass down!
WWS Chris: Wow, I actually agree with you!
WWS Mark: Isn't it amazing....anyway....Philly Too Phat just legdroped the Warrior.
WWS Chris: I guess the Ultimate Warrior is FEELING THE POWER!!!!
WWS Mark: I Guess so!
Philly Too Phat: Screw this match....I'm hungry!!!!!
WWS Chris: Philly is more concerned with food then the match!
WWS Mark: Ultimate Warrior gets up as Philly is about to leave.....
WWS Chris: The Warrior Russian Leg Sweeps Philly Too Phat!
WWS Mark: The Warrior is jumping around for no reason again!
WWS Chris: Philly is getting up...Warrior turns around....
WWS Mark: Philly Too Phat has a bearhug locked on the Ultimate Warrior!!!!
WWS Chris: Ultimate Warrior can't withstand this pain for long....
WWS Mark: He taps out!!!! Philly too Phat scores a win for FOD!
(FOD) Philly Too Phat (80) Defeats Ultimate Warrior (0) (IWF)
WWS Mark: It's time for FOD Vs. FTWL!!!!
WWS Chris: Representing FOD is Ja Killer and representing FTWL is Double D!
( Ding Ding Ding )
WWS Mark: We're off!
WWS Chris: Ja Killer kicks Double D in the kisser early in the match!
WWS Mark: Ouch he just squared up and handed him a blow!
WWS Chris: Double D has already struck blood!
WWS Mark: What a shot that was! Oh my!
WWS Chris: Ja Killer continues an onslaught with rights and lefts...
WWS Mark: Double D flies over the ropes with a blistering right hand!!
WWS Chris: Ja Killer runs off the ropes and leaps...
WWS Mark: Double D moved out of the way and Ja Killer landed on concrete!
WWS Chris: OUCH!
WWS Mark: Ja Killer seems to be gripping his left leg. He must have injured it on that nasty fall.
WWS Chris: Double D notices his injury and goes right at that leg!
WWS Mark: He sets him up in a one legged crap.
WWS Chris: They better get back in the ring before they get counted out!
WWS Mark: Double D releases the hold and throws Ja Killer into the ring!
WWS Chris: Double D climbs the top rope.
WWS Mark: He Leaps.....
WWS Chris: CRACK! Right onto Ja Killer's injured leg.
WWS Mark: Double D is smart. He's going right after that leg....
WWS Chris: Here comes a fan...He's in the ring!!!!!
WWS Mark: The Ref has chased a fan out of the ring....
WWS Chris: We have no ref!
WWS Mark: Double D notices that and runs out of the ring to get a chair....
WWS Chris: He winds up....LOW BLOW ONTO DOUBLE D
WWS Mark: Ja Killer is taking advantage of the ref not being here. He tried to stand.
WWS Chris: He can barely get up with that leg.
WWS Mark: Ja Killer grabs the chair....he winds up...smack onto the head of Double D.
WWS Chris: Ja Killer sees the ref coming back so he throws the chair out of the ring...
WWS Mark: Ja Killer covers him...1...2...KICKOUT!
WWS Chris: Double D kicked out!
WWS Mark: Ja Killer is limping but he manages to go to the top rope...
WWS Chris: He Leaps.....
WWS Mark: Double D dodged and Ja killer is on the floor. Ankle lock onto Ja Killer!
WWS Chris: Ja Killer is forced to tap out! Double D wins this gruesome match which involved blood, crazy fans, and a broken leg!
Double D (65) (FTWL) Defeats (FOD) Ja Killer (40)
WWS Mark: Time for IWO Vs FOD!
WWS Chris: Representing FOD is El Incredible Hombre Spectacular and representing IWO is Jacques Couteau.
WWS Mark: Those are some long names...Lets Just Call them EIHS and JC
WWS Chris: No, that's OK.
( Ding Ding Ding )
WWS Mark: We're off! El Incredible Hombre Spectacular starts off with a quick hurricanrana!
WWS Chris: Wow....
WWS Mark: He follows that up with a spring board Moonsault.
WWS Chris: Wow...
WWS Mark: He goes to the top.....450!!!! He landed a 450!!!!
WWS Chris: Wo......
WWS Mark: We know...Wow!
WWS Chris: Yep, Anyway Jacques Couteau is out and El Incredible Hombre Spectacular has complete control.
WWS Mark: El Incredible Hombre Spectacular goes for the pin..1..2..Kickout!
WWS Chris: That was close!
WWS Mark: Jacques Couteau is dazed as El Incredible Hombre Spectacular goes to the top rope....
WWS Chris: He attempts a Moonsault...
WWS Mark: Jacques Couteau moves out of the way.... El Incredible Hombre Spectacular lives on the high-risk and dies on the high risk..
WWS Chris: Good Point. Jacques Couteau goes for the cover..1..2...Kickout!
WWS Mark: Another Close Call!
WWS Chris: El Incredible Hombre Spectacular looks like he's out cold from that missed Moonsault!
WWS Mark: Jacques Couteau is going to the top now.
WWS Chris: El Incredible Hombre Spectacular is stumbling to his feet....
WWS Mark: Jacques Couteau leaps.....
WWS Chris: MISSILE DROPKICK onto El Incredible Hombre Spectacular
WWS Mark: These guys are nuts!
WWS Chris: Jacques Couteau sets up El Incredible Hombre Spectacular for a figure four.
WWS Mark: He hooks it on....Look at the agony on El Incredible Hombre Spectacular's face!
WWS Chris: El Incredible Hombre Spectacular can't quite reverse the maneuver!
WWS Mark: Wait he's starting to reverse it....
WWS Chris: He can't get it reversed! Jacques Couteau has it locked on tight!
WWS Mark: El Incredible Hombre Spectacular taps! Jacques Couteau wins!
Jacques Couteau (63) (IWO) Defeats (FOD) El Incredible Hombre Spectacular (0)
(ZWA) William Regal (75) Defeats Wild Thing (0) (UWO)
Big Uncle Chester (100) (WWS) Defeats (ZWA) Death Priest (0)
(ZWA) Beatmosh (38) Defeats Dawson Blade (0) (IMT)
Steven Richards (85) (IWF) Defeats (ZWA) Grandslam (40)
(ZWA) Macho King 2K1 (68) Defeats Soopa Funk (0) (FTWL)
Tha Rob (30) (IWO) Defeats (ZWA) The Sandman (0)
(UWO) The Flagrant Fool (100) and Goldschlager (100) (WWS) wrestle to a Draw.
(UWO) The Juice (100) Defeats Steve Austin (95) (IWF)
(UWO) Shooter (100) Defeats Drunken Zelot (0) (IMT)
(UWO) Lightning Bolt (100) Defeats 'Mr. Humor' Steve Anderson (0) (FTWL)
(UWO) The Apocalypse (100) Defeats The Crow (65) (IWO)
HBK (95) (IWF) Defeats (IMT) Survivor Bob (28)
Enforcer (100) (WWS) Defeats (IMT) The Killer (13)
(IMT) Miles Deepe (80) Defeats Merc Magnum (0) (FTWL)
Blood Hunter (58) (IWO) Defeats (IMT) Sensation (38)
(IWF) Viscera (100) and Corky Angle (100) (WWS) wrestle to a Draw.
(IWF) Chris Jericho (95) Defeats Mad Dog Rapagna (60) (FTWL)
(IWF) Just Joe (95) Defeats Larmu (0) (IWO)
Dr. Destruction (100) (WWS) Defeats (FTWL) "The Persian Playa" Punjab Nahasepetepetalon (0)
(FTWL) **Forfeit** and Epix (0) (IWO) Double Default.
'The Future' Lance Starr (100) (WWS) Defeats (IWO) Jakob Burnside (0)
WWS Chris: Well.. another Interfed Event is in the books, and it looks like the WWS came out on top again!
WWS Mark: Well.. low turnout by the other feds killed them! The WWS was the ONLY fed that had every guy show up today! That's how you win! Take care folks! See you all next week... for WWS Smackdown!
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